Simeon

The nicest guy you will ever meet. Simeons will usually have an ENORMOUS penis. Like, probably the biggest you will ever see. He will be super attractive and really hot. If you meet someone who you think is really hot, they probably will be a Simeon.

Person 1: Woah dude! That guy is cute.

Person 2: Yeah. He probably is a Simeon

by SCookie April 10, 2023

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An amazing archangel from Obey Me shall we date. He is also great at cooking, he writes a book, he is friends with Michael, a former brother of Lucifer and he's the gurdian of Luke.

Y/N: Hey, who is Simeon?
Mc: An amazing angel and father of Luke.
Levi(-athan): Isn't he just Luke's gurdian?
Mc: I know what I said.

by Neko Aisuru-chan May 25, 2022

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A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

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The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. October 23, 2007

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a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

by youareamanwhore333 December 18, 2011

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