shit sandwich

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.

1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

shit sandwich

The type of sandwich someone just ate who has particularly bad, shit-smelling breath.

Holy crap! Dan's breath smells like he just ate a shit sandwich!

by Percy McDugan May 21, 2004

shit sandwich

A desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.

There was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. We were in a genuine shit sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.

by dmj64 August 24, 2014

shit sandwich

a pre-packaged convenience store style sandwich where the ingredients are questionable, hard to pronounce; or just odd!!

-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!

no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!

by michael foolsley February 26, 2010

shit sandwich

The sandwich-like arrangement of sequentially getting drunk, smoking weed, and getting more drunk, leaving one to feel like shit.

Last night I was going to smoke a bowl, but I regrettably had a shit sandwich instead.

by The Shit Sandwich December 12, 2010

shit sandwich

during a threesome with some hot little guys,one must shit on ones chest and have another lad squelch together on him whilst the other guy watches and sprays his duck butter on them

me,jonathan and christian had a lovely shit sandwich last night

by FB January 31, 2005

Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 07, 2019