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Workers Comp Punk'd 

When a client of a workers comp attorney is rightfully injured from his job yet the insurance company stops sending him checks claiming there is an overpayment. After several months of not receiving check and not allowed to work, the client goes broke. This situation is called by this name because the attorney fooled the client into thinking they were handling the matter and that the client will be getting a check. When the client runs out of money, the attorney shows little remorse on the matter nor suggests any alternatives other then go apply for welfare.
I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!
Workers Comp Punk'd by The Jax August 7, 2009
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am I being punk'd? 

An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.
Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!

Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?

am I being punk'd? by Rated [R] February 9, 2007

Palin Punk'd 

Conning an elderly gentleman into selecting you for a position of power so you may blow $150K on fashion.
"Can you believe I got passed over for a promotion by Sarah?"

"Yeah, you got Palin Punk'd, the CEO is crazy clueless."
Palin Punk'd by Rehan Farooq March 12, 2009

CM Punk'd 

To get ditched for not giving someone what they want.
Gill: Jim wanted to have sex and i didn't, so he CM Punk'd me.
Sarah: Screw that jerk, you don't need him.
CM Punk'd by ian1234 October 30, 2014

shuffle punk'd 

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.
Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!

Spunk Punk'd 

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
Spunk Punk'd by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018

am I being punk'd? 

A state of expression as apposed of saying ''Nah ah'' or ''Are you shitting me?''
1. My house burned down and I have type 2 herpes

2. am I being punk'd?
am I being punk'd? by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007