Pepsisim 

The religious act of following the lord and savior Pepsi man.

"Sorry mike I believe in pepsisim "

Pepsisim by Deadbeats April 26, 2017

two [Pepsis] in one bottle 

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."

Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.

two [Pepsis] in one bottle by xcv123 December 13, 2014

Pepsism 

Pepsism is the religion of the soft drink known as Pepsi. Pepsism is the teachings of the Pepsi that says Coca-Cola is the devil and Pepsi is god. In fact, in the Pepsi logo, the blue is the Pepsi and the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Cokeism is basically Satanism by the way.

A:Hey, do you believe in God?
B:Yeah! My god is the one and only Pepsi. My lord and savior..
A:what.
B:Its called Pepsism! Coca-Cola is the devil. We do not believe in such drink.
A:okay then.. (I need new friends)

Pepsism by watervr June 8, 2022

Sar-Pesi-Opti-ISM 

A word describing someone who uses sarcasm while experiencing pessimistic undertones of optimism.

Sue Beth used Sar-Pesi-Opti-Ism to describe her thoughts and feelings about the New Year.

"Gee, I sure am Sar-Pesi-Opti-istic about next year. As long as I don't experience anymore loss of money or loved ones, injure myself or incur anymore debt, I might just not loathe this upcoming year.

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Sar-Pesi-Opti-ISM by ArleneYorkshire December 31, 2012