small conservative town filled with rich middle aged people that are too afraid to live in portland. Residents of lake oswego think that this is "The OC" of Oregon. People coming from actual so cal want to shoot lake oswego-ans in the foot.
You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.
The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.
the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".
how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.
You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.
The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.
the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".
how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.
by baybee03030330 August 31, 2006
Oswego, M.T
Valley county, Ft. peck Rez.
Located along U.S 2 and Injun highway
Between Fraz and Dog town.
This village produces pretty stout people.
The toughest on the Hi-line.
It has one business a bar known as the Horseshoe.
There's a dump that get's alot of business
turd burglers from Dog town come out and sneak in some trash causing a ruckus with the Oswegans.
The Community Hall or
"O-dome" is used for pow-wows, weddings and bingo.
Oswego has been burnt down 3 time's
The most recent victim was the famous grain elevator
Known for spicy pigeons and a welcoming gaze
There is still a warm feeling as you pass by the foundation.
Attractions include racing the train, mooning Amtrack passengers other attractions are hawk sized mosquitoes, cows, deer fences and the 'Canal'. This state of the art swimming hole has not one, but two bridges
One is a foot bridge to jump
Olympians train here in the Montana summers. The bigger bridge is used to transport moonshine. Visitors from Fraz to
stab city come to crack a cold one with the boys.
Traffic is light occasional tractor or trains but that's the plus side to having an underpass only accessable in summer months do to flooding
This little town will someday be booming again maybe a security guard for the dumps, maybe a taller elevator hell maybe even another bridge.
Ain't nothin Hotter than an Otter
OSWEGO OTTERS
Valley county, Ft. peck Rez.
Located along U.S 2 and Injun highway
Between Fraz and Dog town.
This village produces pretty stout people.
The toughest on the Hi-line.
It has one business a bar known as the Horseshoe.
There's a dump that get's alot of business
turd burglers from Dog town come out and sneak in some trash causing a ruckus with the Oswegans.
The Community Hall or
"O-dome" is used for pow-wows, weddings and bingo.
Oswego has been burnt down 3 time's
The most recent victim was the famous grain elevator
Known for spicy pigeons and a welcoming gaze
There is still a warm feeling as you pass by the foundation.
Attractions include racing the train, mooning Amtrack passengers other attractions are hawk sized mosquitoes, cows, deer fences and the 'Canal'. This state of the art swimming hole has not one, but two bridges
One is a foot bridge to jump
Olympians train here in the Montana summers. The bigger bridge is used to transport moonshine. Visitors from Fraz to
stab city come to crack a cold one with the boys.
Traffic is light occasional tractor or trains but that's the plus side to having an underpass only accessable in summer months do to flooding
This little town will someday be booming again maybe a security guard for the dumps, maybe a taller elevator hell maybe even another bridge.
Ain't nothin Hotter than an Otter
OSWEGO OTTERS
by Otterman empire October 25, 2019
Oswego Illinois is the BEST TOWN EVER. some people think it sucks because they are chicago wannabes, but it is actually a lot of fun if your not inside whining and playing video games all day. Like going for a run out into the country or visiting the village grind orr dairy hut! Theres also a nice library and a pool ( the civic center) . I loveeeeeeeeeee OSWEGO (: all yu oswego haterss go move to chicagoo !
by XC57777 December 22, 2010
Pretty shit town on the suburbs of chicago. Absolutely nothing to do here, besides roach infested dairy hut, and shu's sushi. Kids are either preppy ass rich white kids who go to the prison known as oswego east, or drug addicted wannabe thugs who go to oswego high.
by Cullen Barker September 27, 2019
Although some say that all these definitons arent true and they show that Lake Oswego isn't that bad, it is. Those people are probably just 40 year old lo moms who want lo to look good. it sucks. Lakeridge is the only good school, Lake Oswego High School doesnt know how to party or have fun.
Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.
Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble
Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego
Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.
Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble
Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego
1st person (from Hillsboro "I can't believe you live in LO. Haha i bet everyone drives bmw's and wears juicy"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"
by lakeoswegoissnobbyandiloveit March 17, 2011
The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
by HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY WHAT?!?! hi. December 3, 2010
A rich white school that has good teachers and staff. The drug trade in this school is huge and almost anyone there sells drugs. A lot of the girls there are hoes and catfish, and there is a sizable populations of retards in it.
by XxUnknowxX April 2, 2017