Oregon 

AKA, America's Best-Kept Secret. Stunning scenery The surfing is always a blast, the skiing rivals (if not beats) Colorado's, and outside of the Portland area, it's a very secluded and untouched (but not isolated) state.

Oregonians are very proud of their pristine home and want to keep it that way.

Oregon by BVRGRD June 5, 2010

Oregon 

The best state ever, it is very "old school".
We have mountains, oceans, deserts, FIR TREES!!!!!!!!
Beaches, famous people, artists, Modest Mouse!!!!!
People pump gas for us, no sales tax, and part of twilight was filmed here!!! YAAAAAH!!!!!

Dude! We don't have sales tax and people pump gas for us!!

OREGON ROCKS!!!!

Oregon by Scarlette Tuesday July 20, 2009

Oregon 

Fuck you if you think we're all pale. Live in the Rogue Valley during the summer and tell us we don't get any sun. Most days are 100-110. Pale, my ass. But, uh, the hippie thing is true. In Ashland, anyway.

Don't go outside today, you'll get burned as soon as you step out. Turn up the A/C! We're in freakin' Oregon!

Oregon by Pancakes. December 19, 2008

Oregon 

One of the most badass states in the USA. It's green, people are friendly, there's no sales tax, and people pump your gas for you. From the beautiful mountains to the lush forests to the diverse culture, Oregon is a great place to live.

Some cool things about Oregon:

Portlandia
Voodoo Doughnuts
No sales tax
Voodoo Doughnuts
A lot of TV shows are shot in Oregon
People pump gas for you
Voodoo Doughnuts
A lot of local businesses
The Ducks went to the BCS game
Hippies
Voodoo Doughnuts
Voodoo Doughnuts
Voodoo Doughnuts

Did I mention Voodoo Doughnuts?

Oregon by LilJ1996 April 11, 2011

oregon 

State of the union where the people and the speed limits are all five miles an hour slower than the rest of the country.

I was making good time until I hit Oregon.

oregon by plasmacobalt April 25, 2006

Oregon 

A large suburb of Los Angeles located in the Pacific Northwest, inhabited by former Californians all pretending to be natives and hate Californians.

"I'm an Oregon native," meaning: "I moved here from Rancho Cucamonga 7 years ago."

Oregon by Jeff E August 13, 2005

oregon 

The best state in the U.S. Californians hates us but that just because their state is full of fags and it’s is governed by a fucking movie actor. We have amazingly hot women and the best scenic views you could ever see. The only reason we are racist is because Mexicans realize that Oregon has allot of jobs. We have the best skiing and snowboarding in America. People from all over America come to the Columbia George to wind surf. You can come to visit but don’t move it. o, and we pronounce it ORY-GUN not ORY-gone you dumbasses.

I never want to leave Oregon. California sucks dick and who the fuck would ever want a movie actor to run a state. he might be able to kill robots in a movie but that doesnt make him able to run a state fuck-tards

you can talk all the shit you want about oregon, I will be at Mt. Hood hitting the slopes all year round bithes.

oregon by Randy Brian M. May 16, 2008