numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

numpty

Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)

"they numpties couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery."
In reference to MSPs( members of scottish parliment)

by Gerry K. April 26, 2005

numpty

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear

by Ted McDanger January 20, 2005

Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004