Home to the private school St. Luke's School: the biggest drug/ alcohol associated school in the country. People from all over lower CT (and even NY) attend SLS and play many sports/arts, take hard ass courses, and get high and drunk as much as they can...and then some. Home to the fighting Crusaders.
by Ja.Co April 5, 2005
Home of the "Gang", a group of Juniors who feel the need to talk so loud that the entire lounge hears. While speaking to their friend who is 2 feet away from them, they tend to shout and look around the lounge to make sure people are looking at them and to see who is listening. Most of time people are looking, only not out of envy, which they think people are, but more-so thinking to themselves "would they please shut up?". They also feel the need to shout about their drunken/coke-infested/high weekends, thinking that no one else does these "rebellious" things. Well, we're all laughing sooooo hard right now! We <3 the gang!
"OMG do you remember falling off the chair when you were SO DRUNK on friday?!"
"ahaha no, i fell off the chair?!?" (this all being 2 feet away from each other, shouting, so everyone else hears)
"ahaha no, i fell off the chair?!?" (this all being 2 feet away from each other, shouting, so everyone else hears)
by tori spelling!!! April 25, 2005
ways we can tell that "Punk" is from Norwalk...
1. This person can't spell words like "fund raisers" or "benefit"
2."Punk" has to make fun of the fact that our homes our expensive. But he did'nt mention that our home are about 6 times the size of his house.
So "Punk" why dont you log off your windows 95 computer, and come over to my 3 million dollar house and pull my fucking weeds, you poor piece of shit.
1. This person can't spell words like "fund raisers" or "benefit"
2."Punk" has to make fun of the fact that our homes our expensive. But he did'nt mention that our home are about 6 times the size of his house.
So "Punk" why dont you log off your windows 95 computer, and come over to my 3 million dollar house and pull my fucking weeds, you poor piece of shit.
by Brendan Mceneany April 13, 2005
new canaan is a town of rich preppy bitches who think they're the shit because they have money. i live in new canaan and my whole life ive just wanted to leave there. the girls dress in abercrombie and juicy couture walking around with high wasted skirts, while the boys try to be black although less than 1% of new canaan is actually black. they have no idea what the real world is and is scared to go to stamford. the moms are all hot because its all botox and fake blonde hair, always going for manis and pedis with thier children starting at 4 years old. most of nc moms dont work and if they do its in real estate which isnt even a real job..they just do it to say they work. they spoil their kids and buy them range rovers whhen they turn 16. in one word new canaan is full of homos.
my fucking life in new canaan
by hatencforeverrrr September 6, 2010
tori spelling, stop writing about the gang, everyone gets it, they're loud, if they piss you off go talk to them in person.
by a junior April 28, 2005
New Canaan is one of the richest towns in America but the people there can't get over themselves. Being one of the few people in New Canaan who doesn't have 6 houses and multiple Bently's, I can laugh at the comedic antics of my classmates and people in the town in general. In New Canaan, people try to be badass by skipping class and listining to rap. Well look in the damn mirror everyone in this town is friggin white. As for sports, if you dont play baseball (best sport) or lacrosse (stupid) you are considered an outcast or faggot. But in New Canaan, talent has nothing to do with sports. You will only get playing time if your parents are friends with the director of your sports, or politics. I am one of the few who suffer from Parental-Commisioner-Enemy-Syndrome, or PCES. All of the others who suffer from PCES share my synical veiw on my disgraseful town, but at least we are better then the D-Baggers
by newcanaanbaseball July 11, 2008
Home of 'The Gang', a group of juniors. This group has managed to cause every student at New Canaan High School the desire to kill themselves upon hearing the phrase "soo funny" one more time. The use of similar phrases, such as "soo mean", "don't know what to do with myself","this is me laughing", or "laughing so hard right now" also have the same effect on members of the student body who unfortunately sit close enough to the junior side of the lounge to hear these much-hated words.
by herewegoroms April 3, 2005