Minion

A yellow tic tac that can has only ever been in america but speaks portuguese or some shit

did you know that minions are predators? this is because their eyes are facing forward.

by patricia morarez October 16, 2020

minioning

The act of telling a minion or person of lower status what to do..

Ben: James, you copy console one to the root of "C:"

James: Ok, Ok.

Joel: Look Ben is Minioning James again..

by Ben Lanteigne March 22, 2007

minionism

The act of prostituting one's self by joining rallies and/or demonstrations for causes one does not necessarily believe in.

It's sad how minionism has replaced patriotism.

by Galileo67 September 2, 2015

minion

those yellow niggas you see 40 year old moms sharing

mom:"golly those minions sure are funny"

by doodle guy July 25, 2018

the minions

a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.

minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!
minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!
the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!
minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*

by the great monteray jack&friend August 1, 2008

minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.

Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*

by Old Chocolate Bar July 11, 2015

minionize

Minionization occurs when one takes something, and makes it his own by using it and abusing it in his own particular way.

Jerk #1: Did you go home with that FYP ("Fresh Young Pussy") last night?

Jerk #2: Yes, I completley minionized her.

by The Jerkstore May 1, 2006