A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
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A specific time of the day pertaining to engaging in the art of downing margaritas. Made popular by Taryn Manning, in the movie The Breed, while playing the character of Sara.
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Salt the rim of a asshole and squeeze in a lime. Then grab this person forcefully and have surprise buttsex with them. Have person hover over your mouth till the mix is complete. Shake, Serve and Enjoy!
We ran out of glasses, so we made Muddy Margarita's in Bliss's ass!
by Tracy Ray/Mike Landeau April 25, 2008
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An office tradition wherein a group of employees, usually in the computer programming field, will go to lunch at a Mexican restaurant and pound over-priced, over-sugared margaritas for 2 hours. The most common outcome is that absolutely nothing gets done at work between the hours of 8am - 11:30 am and again from 2pm - 4pm. Friday was historically the day that this happened, but more modern workplace environments can see this on any day of the week. After 2pm you may find more seasoned Margarita Fridayers at the closest bar to the restaurant hitting on the day staff.
IT'S FUCKING MARGARITA FRIDAY BITCHEZ!!! IS ON THE BORDER OPEN YET???
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Texas Margarita is another slang for Sizzurp AKA Codeine AKA Lean AKA Purple Drank AKA Syrup. Which are names for a popular drink originating from Houston,Texas. The name comes from song "Texas Margarita" by Gucci Mane, featuring Zay & Young Dolph, produced By London On Da Track. It's made of codeine or promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite, served in a white styrafoam cup with some ice.
"Drinking on their Pimp C Texas Margarita"

"Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
I put too much syrup in the bottle
Put me in a sleeper
Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
Driving fast cars
Dranking Texas Margarita"

-Gucci Mane

sizzurp,codeine,lean,purple drank,syrup,dirty sprite
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A drink made with cheap tequila and Mountain Dew.
1st Guy: "Dude, I only have 10 bucks"

2nd Guy: "That's enough for a bottle of Tequila and a bottle of Mountain Dew.

Together: "Redneck Margarita Night."
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A cocktail made with tequila, lime juice, triple sec (orange liqueur), and Tabasco sauce (hot sauce). Can be made "on the rocks" or blended with ice; the latter version is popular at parties.

Originated in Fontana, CA at the Autoclub Speedway Nascar Pepsi 500 Cup. Dolores, the bar patron, ordered a margarita on the rocks but the bartender immediately began making a bloody mary with Tabasco sauce. To avoid waiting, Dolores said to continue making the margarita in the same glass. The Dolores Margarita was born. It was a spicy and delicious margarita. The whole bar began ordering Dolores Margarita's shortly after.
One Dolores Margarita on the rocks please, make it EXTRA SPICY!
by DGoldstar October 9, 2009
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