maltese dog

A small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it's scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. Hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. It must also be switched on. Thereafter, observe peaceful silence. The maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the Gods.

Person1: what's that bitchy high pitched yapping?

Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog

maltese dog by Maximilian XV April 6, 2007

Maltese Terrier 

A type of very large, upholstered rat which makes a constant yapping noise which is only slightly less annoying than the sound of fingernails on a blackboard. If you live adjacent to an apartment which contains one, you will, unfortunately, be quickly driven insane by the incessant racket which it produces if you cannot find a way to dispatch it. Most people regard the Maltese Terrier as nothing more than a noxious varmint with no real use; however, this is not actually true as the Maltese terrier is quite useful as live bait when alligator hunting and can also yield high-quality shark chum when butchered and mechanically separated.

I hate Maltese Terriers.

Maltese Terrier by dresgf34ertgq3e4rt December 10, 2012

maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.

Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife

maltese breakfast by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019

Maltese steve 

A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .

Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm

Maltese steve by the beesting December 19, 2022

Britalian Maltese 

Someone that has Maltese nationality that is of Italian and British or English descent and origins, born in any of the three places.

(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)

That dude was born in England but he doesnt look it (He looks ethnically Italian). Yeah his dad is Italian Maltese or sicilan or something, and his mum is English, so he is Britalian Maltese or Anglo Italian Maltese.

Britalian Maltese by dipalermo2011 March 19, 2011

Matt Maltese 

Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.

So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋

hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙

Matt Maltese by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022

Dirty Maltese 

A person who is from Malta. A dirty maltese often feels overshadowed by their northern neighbours, Italians. Often mistaken for an Italian, a dirty maltese will emphatically deny being Italian and will loudly proclaim his true nationality saying "I am from Malta!". This is often followed by others in the immediate area quitely whispering "what's a malta?".

A dirty maltese is, by definition, a hairy bastard. So hairy in fact that a dirty maltese must regularly trim his entire body. If you share a residence with a dirty maltese it is often advised to cover any personal effects you keep in the washroom area as the trimming process can be quite messy and you may find an unpleasant surprise on your tooth brush when you wake up.

Popular pick up techniques of a dirty maltese often include incoherant babbling which is often followed by the spilling of one's drink on the intended conquest.

The dirty maltese shook hands with 3 of his friends promising to fully fund their trip to the world cup of soccer should Malta ever qualify. Knowing that because Malta would never qualify (in a million years), he would not have to follow through on the empty gesture.

Dirty Maltese by Conky June 29, 2006