S.I.M.P

It means squirrels in my pants

hey dude I think I have S.I.M.P

S.I.M.P by toeEater April 9, 2020

S-I-M-P 

The word that is used to describe that you have squirrels in your pants.

''Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!

That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There are squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!''

S-I-M-P by MarcusDamon June 18, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

S.I.M.P. 

An acronym for squirrels in my pants. This is a reference to a rap song from the popular children's T.V. Show Phineas and Ferb.

Tell me what's making you jump like that!

S.I.M.P., Squirrels in my pants!

S.I.M.P. by theevilkoopa October 26, 2009

M.I.S.H.A.P.

Maybe If She Had A Penis; viral video featuring the Numa Numa Guy. Shows girls what life would be like if they had to deal with a swinging member all day long. They'd most certainly appreciate the hardships men have to endure... especially when it comes to receiving quality oral sex.

M.I.S.H.A.P... she would know what to do with mine.

M.I.S.H.A.P. by shardyblue May 13, 2010

S.M.I.T.H 

Shoot Me In The Head

OMG JUST S.M.I.T.H!!

S.M.I.T.H by Nipper 2 June 19, 2010

s.m.i.t.h. 

"shoot myself in the head" (s.m.i.t.h., pronounced "smith"). This term is not literal and does not actually allude to suicide. It simply means one is bored, tired, agitated to the degree of doing something as absurd as shooting oneself in the head.

My hangover is so terrible today I would rather s.m.i.t.h. than go into the office.

s.m.i.t.h. by wendi October 10, 2006