"Mario Kans" is the term to describe playing the hit game "Mario Kart" (for any of the nintendo entertainment systems) whilst under the influence of alcohol. The "Kans" part of the phrase is a portmanteau of the two words "Kart" and "Cans". The game was originally founded whilst drinking Tennents Lager hence the "Cans" portion of the word because this beverage is usually drank from 440 ml aluminium cans.
"We're mario kannin' it tonight"
"Thomp, you suck at mario kans"
"Jamie, you're a rat when you play mario kans"
"Thomp, you suck at mario kans"
"Jamie, you're a rat when you play mario kans"
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"Hey drenge skal vi ikke drikke!!!?!??" - Oaklake
"Hvis du så gerne vil drikke kan du selv holde" - Boy
"Kan ikke" - Oaklake
"Hvis du så gerne vil drikke kan du selv holde" - Boy
"Kan ikke" - Oaklake
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Ex #1:
Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."
Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Kan-Ya on you?
Ex #2:
Person 1: Did you see him jump on stage, hate of her performance, and ruin her acceptance speech?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He straight Kan-Ya'ed that chick.
Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."
Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Kan-Ya on you?
Ex #2:
Person 1: Did you see him jump on stage, hate of her performance, and ruin her acceptance speech?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He straight Kan-Ya'ed that chick.
by xXJodiXx September 14, 2009
Ex #1:
Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."
Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Kan-Yay on you?
Ex #2:
Person 1: Did you see him jump on stage, hate of her performance, and ruin her acceptance speech?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He straight Kan-Yay'ed that chick.
Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."
Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Kan-Yay on you?
Ex #2:
Person 1: Did you see him jump on stage, hate of her performance, and ruin her acceptance speech?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He straight Kan-Yay'ed that chick.
by xXJodiXx September 15, 2009