A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level.
I cant believe Josh only bagged two bitches jousting last night! I know, Steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half?
Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!
Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!
by DaveyCurtLouis November 28, 2011
"How'd you hurt your ankle again?"
-Jousting in the State Fair last summer.
"Really? Wow, I didn't know you jousted."
-Nah I was kidding.
"I hate you!"
-You just got jousted!!!
-Jousting in the State Fair last summer.
"Really? Wow, I didn't know you jousted."
-Nah I was kidding.
"I hate you!"
-You just got jousted!!!
by Russian Wizard aka...Rasputin April 10, 2010
by Beast Mode March 10, 2005
A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.
by Bsyw October 24, 2006
(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.
Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...
by DJ Shawdi B August 4, 2006
by knaitlyn August 29, 2008
1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
by Division By Zorro December 27, 2003