hufman's isolation theory 

the action in which a certain male homosapien isolates himself from a crowd of both men and attractive females in order to score on a cowardly account.

when the time is right the person initiates hufman's isolation theory by finding a secluded area and isolating himself from the crowd, sometimes acting sad for no particular reason...in turn the females find his so called "shyness" cute and at least one, if not multiple females flock to this person just as he intended.

hufman's isolation theory by PACELITE August 29, 2006

self-isolation high horsery 

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

self-isolation high horsery by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI)

A state of mind when one is mentally aware of the communication amongst oneself, nevertheless, unable to physically produce a verbal response, due to a feeling similar to exhaustion, interfering with the desire to communicate.

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI): Similar feeling like being stoned or in a coma, yet you are 100% sober, you just don't want to, and can't verbally respond. Like being stuck.
You're coherent of your surroundings, yet you are verbally unresponsive and isolated to others trying to communicate with you. (CUVI)

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI) by SSBalloon March 7, 2012

self isolation 

That one moment when you actually just need to be alone cus you feel like you hurt people the feeling you get when you care alot bout others than yourself and then tend to stay indoors away from everyone and battling with the demons on your own... not me but i had a friend who just felt really bad existing and cant kill himself cus his parents would be sad so he always wished that he can isolate himself that ppl no more would have to deal with him and listen to his shit or talk to him... the very thing he wished for was that he wouldve been happy if ppl would have just forgotten him... and to this day with his wishes not coming to a pass he cuts his wrists thin and deep and let the blood drop off of his fingers...

Mind;- Self isolation would work alot better since you wont have to care what ppl would think and at some point ppl would have moved on with the fact that you are dead...

self isolation by the one person 6ft deep November 23, 2021

Gamer's Isolation 

When someone is isolated from the real world due to spending a great amount of time playing an online game that they are seriously addicted to.

John has had Gamer's Isolation ever since he started playing World of Warcraft.

Gamer's Isolation by Yep Its Conan January 15, 2010

cellular isolation 

Occurs when a two person group is partitioned by one party’s separate conversation via phone call or text message using a cellular device.

The conversation was quite riveting until Becky initiated cellular isolation by sexting for the remainder of the evening.

cellular isolation by harlan500 June 17, 2011

Crunchy Isolation 

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.

Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."

Crunchy Isolation by f091993 November 20, 2010