Home of the War Eagles in Texas, rival to the Woodlands and College Park. Made up of people with originality and a sense of humor , Despite living so close to the Woodlands ..
(Woodlands High School Guy) - Dude !! Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!
(Oak Ridge High School Guy) - Because you're a fucking Gooch Bison..
(Oak Ridge High School Guy) - Because you're a fucking Gooch Bison..
by Dc Donnelys March 31, 2008
This school is a shithole for stoners and thots. Even thought the school spirit is wild we got kids doin dabs in the bathrooms. The freshman are all dumbass kids who’s only personality trait it’s vaping and only thing the teacher care about is catching freshman going to walmart. The education is kinda shit and I don’t learn nothin. The tallest guy there is like 4’9 lmao. Do not go there
by absfx December 7, 2019
A strictly throwback high school of approximately 1500 with 6 bathrooms and an Alternative school located right on the campus. Smells like my 6th grade gym teachers running shoes
by ameealright December 17, 2008
Formerly Beall and Westmar. In Frostburg, MD AKA the burg. Two laid back schools come together to make an institutionalized conservative prison. The students are all cool usually, football is the shit and the ridge isn't nearly as stupid as Ft. Hill or Alco
The women at the mountain ridge high school are fine as hell and the guys are cool and laid back, but all the teachers and principals make me wanna start a riot, given a chosen few. Lucky i got shit to look forward to on friday nights and parties or i wouldnt be their.
Wait i dont have it as bad as those fags from cumberland.
Wait i dont have it as bad as those fags from cumberland.
by Just waitin for college August 19, 2008
Fossil Ridge High School is a 9-12th grade high school that is located on the line of Keller & Fort Worth, Tx .The majority of the school is filled with ghetto black people, who insist on making large swarms & having "hoorahs" in the hallway, constantly shouting things such as "Aye" "Nigguh" & "Young Money" while holding up the famous gang sign. Unfortunatly it often results in trampling the classy & sophisticated white & whiter acting black students in the high school.
Fossil Ridge High School
by Drops It Lowe ;) February 17, 2011
Where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. Where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, Star Trek, and anything and everything besides school. Where stupidity is at its peak and students call a Rhombus "Rum-bus". Where TV's fall on teacher's heads and no one can find a decent substitute.
"Park Ridge is the suckiest school EVER *drives spike through school*"
"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"
"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."
"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"
"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."
by Chai <3 April 18, 2005
Oak Ridge High School is located in Oak Ridge North, Texas. A few parody names against Oak Ridge High are Joke Ridge, Smoke Ridge, Toke Ridge and a new one just created here at urbandictionary... Poke Ridge. It is full of hicks, cholos, and a minority of typical ghetto black people who say the word "nigga" every 5 seconds. The absolute worst thing about the school is the bathrooms, and the urinals are buckets made out of either metal or steel and anyone can see you pissing from behind outside of the bathroom since it doesn't have a door. Even worse, the toilets for shitting (in the men's bathroom) don't even have properly sized walls for privacy. In fact they are so short that if you were to sit on the toilet, the top of the wall would've been below the shoulder. Because of this, rarely anyone takes a shit in the school. However there has been some cases where some people don't care about privacy, and they have explosive diarrhea in the stall making it an extremely awkward situation. As you're reading this, just imagine seeing a guy at one of those toilets shitting while you can see their face. No custodians ever even bothered to bring in walls that give enough privacy.
Most of the white girls in the school have a nice body, but since they are so conservative they just say "eww, you pervert quit looking at my ass".
Most of the white girls in the school have a nice body, but since they are so conservative they just say "eww, you pervert quit looking at my ass".
Woodlands guy: The Woodlands High School girls are way better than Oak Ridge High School girls. Woodlands girls have a liberal attitude towards sex and they all slap each others ass, compare others, and pull their shirt up, so they can satisfy us every day. 60% of all white girls in The Woodlands lost their virginity twice, unlike Oak Ridge where all their hick girls have a conservative attitude towards sex.
Oak Ridge: Man I wish I be livin' in da Woodlands, having sex with white girls with a Woodlands booty!
Oak Ridge: Man I wish I be livin' in da Woodlands, having sex with white girls with a Woodlands booty!
by ThePersianZone June 15, 2011