When you think of the worst person you have ever met, and ever could meet - a Hattie is this - X100.
A Hattie epitomises the very reason why people commit suicide. Hatties have a genuine talent in sucking all life and happiness out of people and the world. THE ABSOLUTE PITS.
What usually happens with a Hatty is the development of a new "best friend" relationship, miraculously formed over the period of a few hours. With time, unfortunately, comes the realisation that one has thrust themselves head first into the ABYSS, with the constant fear of being referred to as 'Hattie's' friend.
If you want to make friends with someone so desperate for love and affection, get a fucking dog.
A Hattie epitomises the very reason why people commit suicide. Hatties have a genuine talent in sucking all life and happiness out of people and the world. THE ABSOLUTE PITS.
What usually happens with a Hatty is the development of a new "best friend" relationship, miraculously formed over the period of a few hours. With time, unfortunately, comes the realisation that one has thrust themselves head first into the ABYSS, with the constant fear of being referred to as 'Hattie's' friend.
If you want to make friends with someone so desperate for love and affection, get a fucking dog.
"That girl is UNBELIEVABLY annoying and won't leave me alone now! JESUS!"
- "Yeah I know mate, she's a complete Hattie."
- "Yeah I know mate, she's a complete Hattie."
by NBW May 7, 2009
A strange girl but usually funny. Has lots of laughs and over plans lots! She is usually gorgeous and amazing at sport even though she is clumsy she is a strong woman usually with no boobs.
by I’m fucking sexy.com April 13, 2018
by tessamenaou January 9, 2014
the HATTI in the short shorts.
may flash.
may give blowjobs.
may have to be paid.
might just break your heart..........
and your bank.
may flash.
may give blowjobs.
may have to be paid.
might just break your heart..........
and your bank.
by hattihobohattihobo November 14, 2008
The act of a skank having three children sired by three different men. It draws a stong relationship to the hat trick in hockey, where a player scores three goals in a single game.
by whiteboyrick February 24, 2014
JOmolA: "I am voting conservitive and am pro-establishment."
Aaragon: "You are such a Hatty."
Jomola: "Huh?"
Aaragon: "You are such a Hatty."
Jomola: "Huh?"
by Ho September 9, 2003
Hattie is a tank.
by bugger off May 26, 2003