by beavis March 24, 2005
The most preppy school out there. It’s where you send your sons to become mediocre athletes and an ok inheritance for your money! You send your daughters for finishing school so she will ultimately marry rich! The girls are all tall blondes who are sluts to say the least. It’s also known as EA.
Boy one: dude that girls so hot
Boy two: bro she’s from Episcopal academy so don’t date her
Boy one: oh thanks bro
Or
Girl one: that guy sucks at football but thinks he’s really good I hate him
Girl two: he’s from EA that’s why
Girl one: that makes so much more sense
Boy two: bro she’s from Episcopal academy so don’t date her
Boy one: oh thanks bro
Or
Girl one: that guy sucks at football but thinks he’s really good I hate him
Girl two: he’s from EA that’s why
Girl one: that makes so much more sense
by Ionlylovemahbedandmahmama July 15, 2018
The Episcopal Academy, also known as EA, is a prep school on the main line. They are also known for having one of the gayest team names ever, the Churchmen, next to the Haverford Fords and the Penncrest Faggots.
by SHMS July 6, 2006
The most backwards prep school on the Main Line. For some reasons not know to anyone, every girl at EA, with the exception of a future Main Line Mom, seems to be attracted to the boys from Ea's arch rival The Haverford School. Ea kids love to go around driving $400,000 cars and having Red Bull} drinking contests, why because they can. Some highlights for a student at EA are walking from you science class to lunch with fellow students lined the whole way calling you a fagot. Yes you also fit into the rich preppy group if you attend this school. Why you might ask. I'll tell you; the standard car driven to school by any student or parents is a BMW pick your number and series. If I remember correctly EA students were the ones who made the popped collar popular. They often are too cool to show up at many of their school funtions because they are too busy getting trashed at some barn in the middle of no where. The only sport they think they are good at besides basketball (the one thing the school has going for them)is baseball. Enough said. The Inter act has put in a drug testing policy this year just for kids like their center fielder and right fielder.
by Mainline Prep March 2, 2005
by ford pride March 13, 2005
A prestigious boarding school located just outside of Washington D.C. in Alexandria, VA. It’s one of the only boarding schools that is 100% boarding. It’s commonly referred to as EHS, the high school, and the holy hill. At Episcopal, you’ll find girls wearing $600 golden goose sneakers, too many Hermès bracelets to count, $300 cashmere sweaters, Canada goose and moncler jackets, and many more overpriced designer fashion items that could feed villages in Africa. It’s no wonder these kids can afford these luxury goods; after all, their parents are already paying $60,000 a year for their children. For boys, it’s mostly preppy brands that only douches named Brad or Chad would wear. Hookup culture at EHS is pretty big. Hooking up is often referred to as “DL”, but this term is getting to be a little obsolete. EHS also has a pretty big party culture: Kids getting high in their dorm rooms is no rare sighting. Episcopal has cheerleaders that mostly just scream at you and get mad at the freshman for not cheering loud enough. These cheerleaders are typically the most popular seniors. Anyways, GO HIGH SCHOOL & FUCK WOODBERRY
by GoHighSchool August 8, 2019
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