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Something almost impractical or outright strange but not quite, the metaphysical variant of jank
Bob: Your shelf mounted computer monitor is super cursed
Joe: Yea but it works for me
Cursed by Alchemy Jug January 19, 2021

Cursed Vape Boy 

Any male high school student who has ever posted or been tagged in a picture of himself vaping or drinking.
"Did you see Danny's last post on instagram?"

"Yeah, I never realized he's a Cursed Vape Boy.
Cursed Vape Boy by nervous_child February 15, 2019

horn cursed 

The act of sounding a car horn when another vehicle or pedestrian impedes the normal flow of traffic by doing something stupid: walking out into traffic; cutting off a path of travel; overtaking, pulling in front and then slowing down; etc.
Barbie slunk down in her seat after her being horn cursed by the driver she'd just cut off at the yellow light.
horn cursed by ric-usa September 30, 2009
When some one or something bears a malbeing/bad luck.
We are cursed oh god. 666 etc.
cursed by Mike/mpd/halfamitten October 23, 2005
A person prone to using obsceneties, prophanities, and socially unacceptable language. Usually used out of habbit and without control or conviction.
Person 1: That person was dropp'n F-bombs and the like. What do you call a person like that?

Person 2: You would call them a "Cusser".

Person 1: I guess that makes you a "Name Caller."
Cusser by James Gordon July 30, 2004

Cursed Knowledge 

Facts, skills, and knowledge that make life worse after learning them. The content in question can range from mildly troubling to absolutely revolting.
Dave: Did you know that Google Home responds to "Hey, uwu" and "Okay, uwu"

Ben: *tries it*

*Google Home responds*

Ben: ... That is cursed knowledge, and
Cursed Knowledge by akuwardmoments February 25, 2020