chernobyl

I fell asleep in the sauna and that Russian guy chernobyled me
by Timmy G. July 22, 2008
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Chernobyl

To beat up or attack while in an uncontrollable rage
"Back off man, or I will go Chernobyl on your ass!"
by bobknaptor May 17, 2005
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Chernobyl Surprise

When you go down on a woman and she farts.
" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"
by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 07, 2019
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Chernobyl Chicken

The species of bird that Big Bird from Sesame Street is classified under. This species is yellow, has orange feet, a camera whore, roughly 8 - 10 feet tall, and have an extreme obsession with children. If you happen to see this strange creature roaming the streets... ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!
I thought chernobyl chickens were extinct until I saw one on Sesame Street...
by MouseG September 01, 2018
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Dropping a Chernobyl

Taking a smelly, prolonged shit while your friend is sitting in a sauna that is in close proximity
Ethan had no regard for Lucas, he scarred him for life when he was dropping a Chernobyl
by Ethanu February 09, 2020
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Chernobyl Pussy

A nasty vagina that has an an abundance of "FALL OUT"
Example 1:
Person A: "Hey check out this picture of this chicks vagina!"
Person B: "Oh man, that's a nasty ass Chernobyl Pussy!!"

Example 2:
Person A: "Hey man, look at that hot girl over there"
Person B: "Dude, I bet you she has a Chernobyl Pussy for sure"
by Jeff Fuckin' Grace October 09, 2012
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Chernobyl Bunny

A Chernobyl Bunny is very playful and loveable. Very sociable by nature, she could very often be the center of attention, although her attention is is often elsewhere.

The Chernobyl Bunny, for many hours of the day, will sit in an unresponsive state, experts believe that the Bunny is "daydreaming", about what, remains to be seen.

If the Bunny is not found "daydreaming", it is often either sleeping or attempting to catch its main source of food, the Jarek, with whom it cuddles and seduces before it noms.

The Chernobyl Bunny is scientifically proven to be he most beautiful and graceful being in, and out, of existance. But don't let this fool you, there are times when it is not a good idea to approach such a being, for it might be in a rare mood where it not only attempts, but succeeds in ripping out your balls and your eyes, and replacing them in each others position.
Zach: Oi, Malarkey, we got to help that Jarek, The Chernobyl Bunny is already seducing him!
by Jarek Rictus February 03, 2010
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