chernobyl

a teabagging given by a Russian man

I fell asleep in the sauna and that Russian guy chernobyled me

by Timmy G. July 22, 2008

Chernobyl

To beat up or attack while in an uncontrollable rage

"Back off man, or I will go Chernobyl on your ass!"

by bobknaptor May 17, 2005

Chernobyl Surprise

When you go down on a woman and she farts.

" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"

by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 7, 2019

Chernobyl Chicken

The species of bird that Big Bird from Sesame Street is classified under. This species is yellow, has orange feet, a camera whore, roughly 8 - 10 feet tall, and have an extreme obsession with children. If you happen to see this strange creature roaming the streets... ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!

I thought chernobyl chickens were extinct until I saw one on Sesame Street...

by MouseG September 1, 2018

Dropping a Chernobyl

Taking a smelly, prolonged shit while your friend is sitting in a sauna that is in close proximity

Ethan had no regard for Lucas, he scarred him for life when he was dropping a Chernobyl

by Ethanu February 9, 2020

Chernobyl Pussy

A nasty vagina that has an an abundance of "FALL OUT"

Example 1:
Person A: "Hey check out this picture of this chicks vagina!"
Person B: "Oh man, that's a nasty ass Chernobyl Pussy!!"

Example 2:
Person A: "Hey man, look at that hot girl over there"
Person B: "Dude, I bet you she has a Chernobyl Pussy for sure"

by Jeff Fuckin' Grace October 9, 2012

Chernobyl Wings

Chicken wings that are so small and scrawny that there is hardly any meat, as if the chicken was raised in or near Chernobyl.

“Dude, I can’t believe they served Chernobyl Wings at the Super Bowl party.”

by booquafius_reee February 24, 2021