1. A plural for carp, which is a fish often used in ceremonial and ornamental displays. It is widely believed to have been cultivated in Japan and China.
2. One who has an unsavory personality.
3. Slang for an umbrella.
2. One who has an unsavory personality.
3. Slang for an umbrella.
"You ate my carps! You ATE MY CARPS!!"
"Man, he's such a carp."
"Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."
"Man, he's such a carp."
"Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."
by Embyr Arrikanez April 17, 2004
Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.
Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.
by Mr. Sek C. January 12, 2012
An alternate name to the fast growing dice game "Craps" which involves betting money head to head against your friends. This name came about through speech impediments of certain players and was more widely adapted than the original, to give the game more of its own individuality from the actual casino game.
The game of carps is simple. Each participant puts down a dollar or more to wager. The player in control rolls two dice. If on the first try the sum of the dice is 2, 3, or 12, the roller automatically loses and the challenger gains his money. If a 7 or 11 is rolled on the first roll only, the roller wins the challengers money automatically. If any other number is rolled, that number becomes the "Point". The roller must then continue rolling the dice until he or she rolls the "Point" number or a 7. If he or she rolls a point number, the roller takes the challengers money. If he or she rolls a 7, the challenger takes the rollers money and then gains control of the dice. Other people are also allowed to bet eachother on who they think will win.
The game of carps is simple. Each participant puts down a dollar or more to wager. The player in control rolls two dice. If on the first try the sum of the dice is 2, 3, or 12, the roller automatically loses and the challenger gains his money. If a 7 or 11 is rolled on the first roll only, the roller wins the challengers money automatically. If any other number is rolled, that number becomes the "Point". The roller must then continue rolling the dice until he or she rolls the "Point" number or a 7. If he or she rolls a point number, the roller takes the challengers money. If he or she rolls a 7, the challenger takes the rollers money and then gains control of the dice. Other people are also allowed to bet eachother on who they think will win.
Jimmy: Who wants to play carps?
Monica: Carps?!? I'm in. *Slaps down a single*
Tony: I'm putting a dollar on Monica.
Jimmy: Alright, I'll cover you both!*rolls dice*
Monica: Carps?!? I'm in. *Slaps down a single*
Tony: I'm putting a dollar on Monica.
Jimmy: Alright, I'll cover you both!*rolls dice*
by Erik Redo February 12, 2007
Computer action role play (CARP) is the action of people playing a computer role-playing game "in character", meaning, they describe imaginary actions within the game, from the point of view of their in-game character. Generally, the role-playing game does not provide a visual representation of the action, so the player may describe the action in chat.
Lunara, the High Priestess of Hera, spreads her arms wide with a gentle motion, to silence the audience and begin the ceremony...
"Ooo, I'm getting goosebumps! I can already tell this is going to be a good mass. Denise is one of the best CARPers in the clan."
"Ooo, I'm getting goosebumps! I can already tell this is going to be a good mass. Denise is one of the best CARPers in the clan."
by fubarbarian February 18, 2021
Liz is such a freakin lurd. She uses carp instead of crap, claiming that it means "complain" which makes no sense whatsoever when she randomly says it in math class. She didnt even know that carp was a fish. That retard.
by LizHater May 24, 2004
by Steve Winters November 1, 2003
Derivative of the term "carpet kid". Typically used in academic circles. Sometimes meant to be derogatory.
1. abbr. - carpet kid
2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.
3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.
4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".
5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.
6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.
7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
1. abbr. - carpet kid
2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.
3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.
4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".
5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.
6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.
7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
2. "Geez, man, don't make fun of him; he's a carp."
3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."
4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."
5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"
6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"
7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."
3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."
4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."
5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"
6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"
7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005