A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
by sihhh dude January 14, 2018
Verb/Noun: The type of bowel movement featuring flatulence so forceful that it carries out bits of excrement with it.
Melissa was able to eat Mexican food without getting diharea, and she did not suffer from incontinence, but when nobody was looking or sniffing, she let out a fart that she felt carry out a bit of feces. Horrified, she rushed to the toilet and continued to cannonball in it.
by Eric Jean August 14, 2017
by Eddy The Hero July 21, 2008
In relation to Television viewing. This word is used in place of 'binge-watching', without the negative connotations of the phrase.
I am currently cannonballing the entire first season of Breaking Bad.
I just cannonballed the entire first season of Breaking Bad.
I just cannonballed the entire first season of Breaking Bad.
by MBED123 August 21, 2014
A cannonball occurs when a person is taking a large hit from a bong and the marijuana is sucked through the bowl and splashes into the bong water.
by jotchanddavey12fwee March 4, 2019
Used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water. Typically a result draft beer and fast food.
by CRASH 513 April 13, 2010
When you hold your foreskin tightly with your dominant hand, and proceed to urinate within the sealed foreskin vicinity. Wait until maximum pressure is reached, and release upon shower-mates.
by NateDun January 24, 2009