Main villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's parts 1 ( Phantom Blood) and 3 (Stardust Crusaders). Often uses his battle cry ("MUDAMUDAMUDA") when kicks someone's ass.
Stops time, then "KURAE!" (throwing over9000 knives at his opponent), then time resumes and opponent's ass pwned . Dio Brando, guyz...
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He will kick ur ass. That’s it. And ur dogs ass ngl
Dio brando will t pose on you
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Perhaps one of the greatest actors of the twentieth century...when he was at his best. This would have included his roles in "On the Waterfront," "A Streetcar Named Desire," "Apocolypse Now," and what most people know him from: "The Godfather." Unfortunetly he was reduced to little more than a charicature of himself, either wasting his talents or taking minute roles for huge amounts of money (Superman). Despite these choices he remains a master of his craft. His presence will be sorely missed.
Wow that guy's gonna be the next Marlon Brando (Impossible)
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Dio Brando is A gud Boi That is very hawt and sexi. His favourite words are WRRRRRRYYYYY and MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. He is our Lord and Saviour. All hail DIO
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Dio Brando is the main antagonist from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood, he also appears as the main antagonist in Stardust Crusaders. He also has a big dick, dear god it is so big, the Burj Khalifa is an inch tall compared to it.
You thought this would be a normal definition for Dio Brando, BUT IT WAS A JOKE!
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A fucking gay ass vampire who stole a body and didnt give it back for 100 years
jojo: that dude is such a Dio Brando
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He created an app similar to tinder called farmersonly.com which he sold for $5.7 million dollars and moved back to his hometown of Imlay City where he reconnected with old school friends and now covers everyone's bar bill.
Have you met my friend, Brando California?
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!
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