bad news box

the mail box

" i was having a great day until i went to the bad news box and got some past due bill statments and a subpeona to court"

by E roch popadopalus July 17, 2008

bad news bear

The messenger of bad news.

Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.

You know it's a bad day when...

Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*

by ~The Nameless One~ October 14, 2005

bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary

Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.

by tibbs-the-great February 22, 2019

Bad News Bear

Slang term for "bad news", or not going to work out

Derived from an old movie called "Bad News Bear".

Alice stopped taking medication, that is bad news bear.

by Mike & Suvi September 12, 2004

Bear of bad news

An Bear of bad news is an large hairy homosexual who has unprotected sex then afterwards informs his victims that he has full blown AIDS.

Hey Lance why are you so upset?
Lance: that guy I took home last night was an bear of bad news.

by Royal rampager October 14, 2018

bad news bears

A phrase used to describe something that is comical yet completely bizarre.

The fact that this phrase is now an official definition...Wow, that's bad news bears.

by KettlerID March 25, 2004

Bad News Bears

Bad News Bears is NOT a side project but, an adorable, cute, and delectable mix of powerpop, synth, happy gloriousness. For fans of: hellogoodbye, cute is what we aim for the rocket summer, motion city soundtrack, reggie and the full effect, people who love to dance, and hanson....well, mostly hanson.

Bad News Bears also features Mike Sacchetti as its frontman. By far some of the greatest music ever composed.

"Bad News Bears fucking sucks."

"God damn, look at that Msacc with that Moog synth."

"Shake your stuff baby, don't ever let it die."

by TheMister April 5, 2006