bullshit that some mf made up while high on more than one drug. for some reason worthless hoes decide to determine their life and personality based on some stupid 'zodiac' sign. btw this is important because for some reason they select men based on this. (natural selection?)
by SalKhan March 23, 2023
by Cloudy with a Chance of Meat May 12, 2021
Astrology is a dumb ass excuse for things somebody would do.
Something that most white girls will ask you on your fist date.
Something that most white girls will ask you on your fist date.
White Girl: What is your zodiac sign?
Boy: I dont believe in astrology because people shoud take responsibility for the dumb shit they do,rather than blame what they do on what month they are born in.
Boy: I dont believe in astrology because people shoud take responsibility for the dumb shit they do,rather than blame what they do on what month they are born in.
by NasstyDawg December 1, 2021
by Ginger King May 10, 2021
For the ones that don’t know the difference between astronomy and astrology. But there is a really difference.
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.
By Brother Nebraska
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.
By Brother Nebraska
by 512 GB April 24, 2020
Astrology is a fake science that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things, at least to someone who actually has a functioning brain. According to astrology, the day of a particular month of the year you were born determine the traits and personality of someone.
Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.
Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.
Person 1, who believes in Astrology: Ugh, I think he might be an Aries.
Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.
Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.
by i_am_dababy_ June 1, 2021
The Barnum effect
Astrology is so accurate, like it says:
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
Ohmaigaaaaahd
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
Ohmaigaaaaahd
by Billie Eilish bad April 6, 2021