despite what people say, a great country. powerful, rich, and overall nice people. the majority of people you see dissing the states on here are actually folks who live here as well, but are going through the "fuck everyone i wanna be different and cool" phase in their life. a cool place, lived here my whole life, and there are just as many dumb people here as anywhere else. the U.S is misunderstood due to George bush jr, NOT sr, and is in decline. but as a country based off of freedom and liberty, i know we can bounce back. the land of the free and the home of the brave, i am proud to be an american!
Australian: i hear everyone in the states is dumb and fat, not to be rude though, mate
American: well, not exactly. maybe our leader made you believe that, but we are actually a capitalist nation, so a majority of us are smart. and we do have an obesity problem. but mostly in Texas.
American: well, not exactly. maybe our leader made you believe that, but we are actually a capitalist nation, so a majority of us are smart. and we do have an obesity problem. but mostly in Texas.
by darmanithegreat May 17, 2011
The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
Full of inbred wankers that shoot up schools and are all fat shits that can’t stop eating and fucking each other’s sisters dirty pricks
by Killallcelticsupporters December 5, 2021
A country that promotes the introduction of democracy as a significant portion of their foreign affairs and relations agenda while taking counterproductive approaches of totalitarianism to do so.
Also refer to ethnocentrism for an understanding of most american citizens outlook pertaining ethnicity and cultural value.
Also refer to ethnocentrism for an understanding of most american citizens outlook pertaining ethnicity and cultural value.
Movie, Goodwill hunting NSA scene describes american foreign affairs while also summarizing George Bush's time in office.
by Paul13916 February 15, 2010
When nothing is wrong: America is so bad, they only focus on money
When shit hits the fan: America! Help!
When shit hits the fan: America! Help!
by Pejdndi January 21, 2020
A place where school shootings happen, a lot, like a lot a lot. Probably because it's so easy to buy a gun.
But don't worry, if you are involved in one you only have to sell your soul to satan for healthcare.
But don't worry, if you are involved in one you only have to sell your soul to satan for healthcare.
by Idk just made it for a joke November 8, 2019