by SallyCockidilly January 11, 2015
an overrated skank who thinks she can write songs, but her lyrics are the archetype of retardation, songs like "I kissed a girl" and "UR so gay" are songs that can drop one's IQ points 10 pts within a sample of the song, the full song can do SERIOUS damage, so beware
Honor Student: I just got another A on my math test time to celebrate by watching some music videos
*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*
Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!
Honor Student(Henry):DUUUHHHH!!!
*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*
Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!
Honor Student(Henry):DUUUHHHH!!!
by Dr Jester February 1, 2009
Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
by kattyperrysucks June 14, 2008
Katy Perry: I kisses a girl I liked it
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah
by Kidswillbekids April 21, 2019
Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
by KatyPerryCanGoEatShit June 14, 2008
A talent-less singer who uses sex to sell herself. Tries to stand out of the crowd by copying other celebrities. Has a signature of coloured hair which is so unimaginative. Total cake face and a fake. The reason why pop sucks!
by Queennnn November 13, 2012
1. Katy Perry is an American singer-songwriter from Santa Monica, California. She is most notable for her singles, "UR So Gay", released in 2007, and the song, "I Kissed a Girl", which was released in 2008, by Capitol Records
2. To tell a person off via a song insinuating their sexual preference
2. To tell a person off via a song insinuating their sexual preference
by ---------Angela June 12, 2008