When your in the shower and your hair falls down your butt crack.
Zoe: “when I was on the shower I got a few involuntary bum extensions
by Baby feet 5000 September 3, 2018
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When your ass is wide & your underwear are riding up that fat ass.
Look at Debbie's gutcher bum.
by MissMichele July 8, 2014
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An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.
“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”
by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022
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Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 11, 2022
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when you are being a poo to someone and being mean to someone
why are you being a grumpy bum :(
by JEFFERY THE 3RD September 2, 2020
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