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“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
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Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
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Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
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Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.
(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.
(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
by Death Menace June 21, 2023
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A: You've really done a lot for this community.
B: Heh... I guess you can say that.
A: Without your efforts, we'd still be in crippling debt.
B: Mhm... Yep.
A: How were you able to pull all this off in such a short amount of time?
B: Hey, we should hang out some time.
A: Oh... Yeah! Sounds good! What days are you off this week?
B: See you around.
B: Heh... I guess you can say that.
A: Without your efforts, we'd still be in crippling debt.
B: Mhm... Yep.
A: How were you able to pull all this off in such a short amount of time?
B: Hey, we should hang out some time.
A: Oh... Yeah! Sounds good! What days are you off this week?
B: See you around.
by Salmon Nuggets June 22, 2023
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