Tide pod

The forbidden fruit
It is a delicious snack and can be safely eaten

Tide pod sandwiches are delicious

by Dnak Mmees April 22, 2018

Tide pod

People actually eat them. People ACTUALLY eat them. This generation is sick and take memes way too far.

“Hey jimmy you want to go to a party and eat tide pods?”

by Get a # life August 12, 2019

change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.

Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...

by Rylo K3n January 6, 2018

Burmese tide pod

It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.

Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.

by AkaSatchmoAka January 28, 2022

Tide Pod cream

the white liquid inside a Tide Pod, resembling the look of semen

I don't get why people still like eating Tide Pod cream

by Billiam Beaver June 7, 2018

Mean-Lower Low Tide

Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)

She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?

by 2N_Clown November 8, 2021

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016