by Tribal Chimp November 23, 2021
Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
by Ncthh5 June 18, 2023
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021
Having a monkey on your back and a chip on your shoulder.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-addled lout at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight, who came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021
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