Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021

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duck duck game

the dark, duck secret in your friends closet you should have too

Mark: "Hey Dav! What're we playing tonight?"

Dav: "You know we're playing duck duck game."

Mark: "Oh yeah! Duck Duck Go!"

by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting December 3, 2019

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mallad duck

Ditching your friends to go pound out a girl/guy. Aka peter

Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.

by Mallad duck March 5, 2016

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my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 May 20, 2018

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Duck Duck

When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.

“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”

“Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”

by Jeff1801 July 28, 2017

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