Swoop

Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.

What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!

by liedown February 21, 2010

South Side Swoop

South side of Lawtons hoodrats term meaning obtaining things needed wanted or desired illegally, legally, or in trade mostly for cash or drugs.
Another word for a "lick"

What are you doing? Me and Aaron are fixing to go south side swoop to get us some gambling and que tah money.

by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020

Swoop and Dial

Asking a girl to "see" her phone, just so can put your number in it and call yourself. Therefore getting her number without asking for it.

Swoop and Dial: No example needed ....you know EXACTLY what I mean. smh

by EyeEyeEye January 9, 2012

Gettin Swooped

When someone enters your group and basically performs theft on a mutually achieved task.

Joseph was Gettin swooped from my mates nightfall and by god he stole all the loot.
Joseph Swoopington

by dooos1er February 10, 2015

swoop

crazy or wild

*sees a man getting mugged*
other man: swoop YO

by smarebearemilybaeandbailey December 31, 2020

Dick Swoop

Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.

P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.

by photobygettyimages November 9, 2017

Swoop tittied

To yoink or to steal

Yo you swoop tittied the darts so your boys don’t get lung cancer or what’s poppin?

by Yoinkcity September 12, 2020