homos who should die in a hole they are the worst band in the world and usally want to make normal people kill themselfs...if you however like the jonas brothers than you need to be shot or something
like omgezy the jonas brothers make me want to shoot myself
by xXbarbieex September 6, 2008
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A boy band that only teeny boppers like, and most likely because of their looks. They target the young audiences of age 8-14. They are overrated, just like Zac Efron.
Teeny bopper: *SQUEALS* AAAAAH JOE is SOOOO HAWT! <33333

Dude: The Jonas brothers are ugly monkeys who can't sing.
by Stealth! February 25, 2008
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stupid ugly boy band that everyone likes even though they are involved with miley cyrus and can't sing = it's true beeotch!!
"buring up BURNIING UPP" OWW MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonas brothers!! Ughh!
by MandaKaye=] August 25, 2008
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uhm.... this is URBAN dictionary so im mad dat the Jonas Brothers are on here
10yr old girl: OMG! The Jonas Brothers

me: Shut the fuck up dumb bitch!
by jshvan March 30, 2008
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Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy
Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station
by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009
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A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.
Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
by Justine Beatle lover August 20, 2009
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a really gay and retarded "band" that cant make good music at all. They have many fans that are at the age of 6-17 and most likely if the "band" still exist in the year 2020 most of these girls will not get a cock in their pussy. They have bad music and are gay because they have purity rings and cant have sex with girls. so they have an orgy with each other.
1.dude i hate the jonas brothers

2.Im not gonna have sex with you because you are obsessed with the jonas brothers

3.Jonas brothers should all get kicked in the nuts by mickey mouse
by imwaitingfortheEND April 18, 2009
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