a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

by Sexydimma June 11, 2014

from the parking lot

when a player shoots a 3 from so far out that it is exaggerated out the be from the parking lot

Curry from the parking lot. BANG!

by gferaod May 14, 2022

Angel Jose Robles Is Gyro From Hunter X Hunter

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Angel Jose Robles Is Gyro From Hunter X Hunter

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

from my roots to my boots

From top to bottom. Completely throughout. Head to toe.

In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"

"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."

by exdewbeegirl October 14, 2015

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Robbed from the pot

To take a cup of coffee from a coffee pot before it completely finishes brewing.

I robbed from the pot because I was running late to a meeting.

by mrbrc November 23, 2021

Miles from chemistry

An asshole who is so narcissistic that it’s incomprehensible. He’s disrespectful, rude, and stupid.

“Hey he’s almost as cocky as Miles from chemistry.

by Offended by him February 26, 2018