How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
Get the Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring hermug. An Inflatable Raft that you get from Wal-Mart when you don’t have dingy or tube and want to go floating or camping with your friends. It is Orange, Black, with White detailing and “Explorer 500” written on the bow of the raft. It’s pretty cheaply made. Usually purchased by the drunkest person at the camp site in a hasty fashion as the scramble out to the mountains. The user probably shouldn’t even be using it whilst so intoxicated.
Friend 1) “Hey, Man! We’re going floating at the lake today. Why don’t you come?!?”
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”
Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”
Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*
by thebirdbrand May 31, 2021
Get the Explorer 500mug. the game you play when you're bored, you go on an online dictionairy and click on random words that are highlighted to see where it takes you.
the harder version of this is where you make a start point and an end point that you have to try to get to.
the harder version of this is where you make a start point and an end point that you have to try to get to.
teacher *walks around and sees you on a dictionairy* 'good! you're studying!'
you: 'uhh yes'
(actually you're playing dictionairy explorer)
you: 'uhh yes'
(actually you're playing dictionairy explorer)
by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 13, 2024
Get the dictionairy explorermug. by Hazel-nut October 9, 2020
Get the Exploring Fishmug. When you go on an adventure with a Jewish girl to find gold and diamonds to sell at high prices the general population. If you find jewels the Jewish girl will give you oral sex and if you don't, you will have to recite prayers from the Torah for 12 hours.
Guy 1: you wanna play basketball tomorrow?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.
by DIENUM May 12, 2024
Get the The Torah Explorermug. by yologurl123 November 6, 2019
Get the Explorermug. by YS_jag February 5, 2020
Get the Edna the explorermug.