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Broke Bitch Poutin'

The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.

Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.

Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.

Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.

#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
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up in this bitch 

another way of saying "up in here." Only it's a way better way of saying it because peoples know you mean bizness cuz of the expletive.
Damn dude, I gots the munchies. We need some brownies up in this bitch.

Bitch Nigga Bullshit 

The type of bullshit caused by a bitch nigga. A guy who says/does something that's retarded, like lying about you or stealing your girl.
Friend 1: Damn bro, Mike said you was fuckin wit Selena.
Friend 2: OH HELL NAW, he must be on that bitch nigga bullshit.

Cut-throat Bitch 

A person (usually a female) who is cruel and does not care about another person's feelings. S/he can excessively rude or obnoxious and or extremely competitive (hence the word: cutthroat).
Kutner: "Cut-throat Bitch" is your official title.
Amber: It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. If you want to win, you want cutthroat.
Cut-throat Bitch by John Doe 186 January 18, 2009

Punk Gay Bitch 

A punk gay bitch, or PGB is a term first used on a Jerry Springer episode from the mid-90s. It means you ain't no man, boy.
Look at Todd, what a punk gay bitch.
Punk Gay Bitch by The Foulness December 15, 2011

Bitch Teacher 

1.A teacher who is a total bitch.

2.A very common form of teacher, most commonly associated with math or literacy.
wow man my teacher is a total Bitch Teacher.

backstabbing bitch 

a bitch who asks to know a something about someone, swears she wont tell the person, and then proceeds to tell
Sarah B. Jones in TX is a backstabbing bitch.
backstabbing bitch by bobby wally November 1, 2007