Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"
That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!
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brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.
at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.
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A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.
‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’
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Someone who tickles rectums. Its pretty self explanatory. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Stay away from my anus, you rectum tickler!"
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A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
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An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.
Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help
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