by Legend 5357 June 27, 2020
A desperate shit that has to be held in. At the point between staying in and coming out. Like a weasel it sticks it's head out the hole to look around. Then goes back in.
by gorgeousbrian July 26, 2022
by Teddy1971 January 14, 2023
Kathy was FERRETING John, while she slept with all his friends!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!
by Æither February 26, 2021
As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
by D C King March 19, 2008
Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023
A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic June 10, 2012