Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024

Can I frock?

Frocker

Can I frock?

by Rexus Solextra December 5, 2024

Canning

Canning. The act of pooping in a can and hucking it at a stranger or a friend.
Short term of Canning: Can.

Friend 1: "Yo bro, you tryna go canning?"
Friend 2: "What's Canning?"
Friend 1: "Pooping in a can and throwing it at someone"

by apiehuwiq December 8, 2024

Can

Slang for mace

Usage guide

Future tense: I'm going to can out bettey

Past tense: my friend accidentally canned him and his friend out

Present tense: yo he is canning that kid out

I want to can out bettey.

by Crackerjack2k December 9, 2024

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Can and should

You're not and authority and you're not the decider of what I can or should do.

Hym "No I can AND should. Fuck your kids you piece of shit. It isn't a joke. Every time they get raped God smiles. Fuck your kids. This is exactly what I can and should do and I have a right to do it. If it isn't clear to everyone single pedophile on the planet at this this point that they need to BOTH stop letting your kids live after they raped them AND KEEP RAPING THEM... Then it should be. Raping your kids is the freedom they will ever experience here. You breeder fucks have stolen life away from everyone around you and you are LITERALLY too retarded to understand what you've done. You aren't protecting your kids. Why? Because you can't. This isn't it. And every time you fail THIS is why you deserve it."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025