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a can of whoopass

A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say
by UnosMemingos July 19, 2022
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Tiny-Cans

When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".
Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!
by T1cK June 24, 2016
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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Can of mixed nuts

Rectum full of ejaculate from multiple partners
She won't shit right for a month after letting the entire party leave her a can of mixed nuts
by Kalnadia August 11, 2015
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As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022
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But can you do this

"But can you do this" is a word only for the smart people and often used in situations where you have to save yourself by roasting someone with this.
TRYING TO BE COOL DUDE: U eat gey people
THE CHOSSEN ONE : you pee on them
Trying to be cool dude: no u
The chossen one: Ok....BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!! *Goes back with his chair*
by Tofugamer April 3, 2018
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