The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

Can Baran

Can Baran is the coolest guy I have met in my life. He is so handsome and he is peaceful. He is also so smart and curious. If you are wondering how good he is, Harezmi found zero when he was calculating the mistakes Can did.

Can Baran is the best!
Can Baran is the smartest guy in the school.

by clown_emoji November 22, 2021

can

A versatile term that serves a dual purpose: it denotes both the modality for "ability" (as in "I can do that") and refers to a cylinder-shaped tin container used for packaging food and beverages. This duality makes "can" a handy word for both expressing capability and discussing everyday items.

I can finish this soda in one gulp because it’s in a can, making it super easy to drink!

by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025

beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.

“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”

by WCfields September 14, 2022

Canned Fruit

Noun

A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something

Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street

You are such a "Canned Fruit"!

by My dude the goose April 25, 2017

lilyana can

bro she steals my undershirts and somehow looks better in them than me. she’s obsessed with indians, like fully certified currymucher. she’s tiny as hell, 4’11 but swears she’s 5 foot because “her doctor said so” and honestly i just let her have it. got more energy than a redbull on crack. her hair’s that messy curly/wavy type that somehow always looks good, like she wakes up and it’s already perfect. and her eyes?? hazel-brown, dangerous, stare into them too long and you’ll forget your name, your plans, your whole personality. she’s loud, smart, chaotic in the best way, can cook, and built like a snack-sized kitkat bar. will gaslight you into thinking she’s not the cutest mf alive while literally standing there looking like god handcrafted her on his day off. head is IMMACUALTE

lilyana can MY bitch not YOURS

by lilyana's bf June 5, 2025