Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.

Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!

by June 7, 2022

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retarded month

june is the month where everybody has to be retard

human 1:hey dude its retarded month lets be retarded
human 2:hell yeah!

by idontknowwhattonamethis June 20, 2023

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Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

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Bucket hat retard

The heart of a frat party.

Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.

by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022

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Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

by null793 August 17, 2015

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