Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.
Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
by AladdinKun December 19, 2021
When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.
- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??
- Why would you tell me that.
-??
by Reynart January 13, 2016
by Skirtchase July 4, 2011
When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
by Carter Hamilton March 11, 2012
by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022
by Rdizz21 October 29, 2021
by Intprop Gone September 21, 2008