Laywoman’s Terms

The opposite of Layman’s terms. To make something much more complicated than it has to be. A convoluted nonsensical explanation.

Jerry: Ellie and I are breaking up.
Mike: wait what happened?
Jerry: Well to put it into Laywoman’s Terms, she told me that she “had a dream that I cheated on her with her friend Nichole who is a Scorpio born on a full moon, and her amethyst crystal said our relationship was incompatible”.
Mike: that makes no god damn sense.
Jeremy: exactly

by Andrew G 001 September 22, 2021

explain in pop terms

A clause used by Twitter users (especially Stan Twitter) when they want a rephrase of a tweet or headline into pop culture terms. One of the most common uses of the format "explain in ____ terms."

Tweet: Hundreds of dinosaur footprints have been discovered in a U.K. quarry.
Person 1: explain in pop terms
Person 2: nicki is on the move

by repufolklore January 17, 2025

Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.

If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!

by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018

Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

long-term flirting

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.

Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA

by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012

contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.

Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!

by QuacksO February 3, 2023

Derogatory term

I mean, you could have said "Piece of shit." Could have said "Asshole." I partial to "Solipsistic." But no.

Hym "It isn't insecurity for me to notice and point out (repeatedly) that you're using small dick as a derogatory term. And then you turn to me and lie 'Oh, um, it's not the inherently negative connotation. You're just not saying words good. I'm not using it as a derogatory term because you're inherently bad. I'm using it because you wouldn't be doing what you're doing if your dick wasn't small.' And then I don't believe you (because I would have to be retarded to believe you) and demonized for pointing out that you're a bigot."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024