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long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.
Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
by misterjoe October 30, 2013
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long-term flirting

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.
Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA
by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012
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sissy terms

explaining something in simple terms for uninitiated persons, especially highly technical information put into terms even a child would understand. Making tech talk understandable by the masses.
I couldn't understand TCP/IP until my buddy put it in sissy terms for me.
by JavaJaneOhio September 26, 2011
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macdonalds term

Something that got transformed into a macdonalds type.
Ronald macdonald I'm gonna hit u with my car cuz u bitch old

Macdonalds Term
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"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"
Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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Working (In Terms of Faith King)

Working is when during a rehearsal of the critically acclaimed Floor 5 show in the WVU lab theatre Justin, Ethan, and Molly say they're getting back to work but actually do a series of hand signals toward the stage manager Hannah instead of getting back to rehearsal.
You guys don't know what Working (In Terms of Faith King) means (Faith said after falling to the ground in tears).
by Giiigda January 24, 2024
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Terms Of service

Something that your ment to read but if your normal you just check the box while you get crammed with cookies.
The Terms Of Service Can mess you up and ruin your computer
by TeaTimesLuvzDaSoot April 14, 2023
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