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"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"
Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.
Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!
by QuacksO February 3, 2023
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cover term

A cover term is a word (or phrase) that provides a more general, legal, or accurate overarching term for a set of dissimilar terms that share a common property. Synonym: category.

"Cover term" may sound like "comfort term" when enunciated poorly or quickly, which might suggest the cover term is being used to make the original word (or phrase) more palatable or less anxiety producing to the audience. While this may occur, it is never the primary objective of using a cover term.
"Shelter" is the cover term for rent, mortgage payments, housing, and so forth.
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the term

something my friend told me to look up but nothing came up
by asp3ntree February 28, 2022
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Short term fun

What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.
Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking forshort term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun
by Johnnaykikass April 10, 2024
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Pulling a Term

When you call out cheats for no reason at all.
Term: OMFG HE JUST FLEW THROUGH THE WALL FUCKKK HACKERS
Anyone: omg stop pulling a term
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Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018
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