Short term fun

What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.

Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking for ‘short term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun

by Johnnaykikass April 10, 2024

Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Pulling a Term

When you call out cheats for no reason at all.

Term: OMFG HE JUST FLEW THROUGH THE WALL FUCKKK HACKERS
Anyone: omg stop pulling a term

by Naxxxxy July 27, 2017

long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

long-term flirting

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.

Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA

by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012

contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.

Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!

by QuacksO February 3, 2023

long term stranger

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.

Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger

by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024