When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).
Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018
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If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.
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A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
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by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 31, 2020
Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.
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