Dookie Reader 

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

Dookie Reader by nastyninja December 25, 2010

doodiephiliac 

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

doodiephiliac by joseph blough March 12, 2022

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit

Jordan be on that flookie dookie.

flookie dookie by _freakmaster March 12, 2015

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.

"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."

doodie bark by nofx9019 December 2, 2009

dookie balls 

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.

"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."

dookie balls by alduin777 May 1, 2015

Dookie Helmet 

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.

Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!

Dookie Helmet by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010

dookie bread 

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.

I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.

dookie bread by drewbe69 August 10, 2010