slang for Porirua, a modest town with people smoking and vaping everywhere and ofc the North City mall also the Kapiti Line passes through P-Town
bro one: aye bruv you wanna jump on the Kapiti Line train to P-Town g

bro two: sweet what ya wanna do in P-Town then

bro 1: idk just chill out at the station and vape and go get maccas and energy drinks
by ultimatelyfe October 12, 2022
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Vagina, or pussy; referred to in a way when a man gets caught in a "sticky" situation with a crazy woman due to sexual desire.
You sure went through the Tunnel to Crazy Town with this one, didn't you?
by The Real Blue Wolf September 19, 2018
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Backwerds, ups eye town, got me running, running round down.
by Hairy Paulsack February 24, 2009
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Someone who wears distressed skinny jeans with yeezys topped with hype brands like supreme, offwhite, bape, etc.

A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).
Bro look at that metro town hypebeast, trying to grab attention.
by DRKSHDW November 19, 2018
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a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny
by eggon targaryen November 11, 2022
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A common slang name for a small town called Knaresborough in the UK.
Used to imply chaviness, in a sarcastic manner.
(In a chavvy accent)
" You of to k-Town to get wasted then pass out?"
by Awoooga August 25, 2009
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