Koala Ting

A person who sleeps all the time and is generally lazy.

That koala ting won’t move

by C921114 March 06, 2021

Sexy koala

When your gf has long ass fingernails and scratches up your cock just before sucking you off

"Wtf my girlfriend gave me a sexy koala. Now I have to go see the doctor."

by Mr fridge77 May 31, 2022

Koala

A person who likes to push people or punch your injuries. Most commonly known as a Koala.

"Hes a koala now stfu"

by Ray asf March 22, 2021

The Koala

When a girl gets high and then aggressively sits on your face tus resembling a koala falling from a tree and attacking your face

Yo last night me and my girl tryed something new called "The Koala"

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one

Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

Koalaing

The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes

I had type A diabetes. i tried Koalaing and it really helped!!

by Koalaimg January 16, 2023

Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.

#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.

by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011