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Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.
I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.
by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017
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fat koala

Fat person who said 'autistu' everytime.
by papatoldmeimfamous February 26, 2018
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Koala

An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.

1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died

2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one

3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
by Littyboiiii February 2, 2017
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The Koala

When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
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Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
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by Handsome Solo July 5, 2013
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koala

We ate some koalas and played tetherball for 46 hours before we got hungry.
by prozak42 November 14, 2011
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Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
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koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy
"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"
by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011
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