Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker 

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

cheetah koala 

Obviously, a cross between a cheetah and koala. Only existing under the influence of extreme highness. Most commonly heard but never seen, makes you crave snacks.

A lot less scary than chupacabras.

"shhh, you guys here that?!... cheetah koalas..."

cheetah koala by ck whisperer April 10, 2008

reverse koala

A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.

Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!

"Bro, I totally left a massive reverse koala at Jimmy's Mom's house!"

"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"

reverse koala by khat5e October 27, 2009

Australian Koala Hug 

When a person wraps their limbs around their significant other while penetrating them from behind during sexual intercourse, while also speaking to them in an Australian accent

Person 1: Dude last night was amazing, I did the Australian Koala Hug on my girl and she was totally into it

Person 2: No way bro!

Australian Koala Hug by SapphireQueen42 September 1, 2017

Like a Koala Bear 

The act of fucking a partner upside down. Reminiscent of a primitive koala bear. The position allows for comedy humour and should be repeated multiple times in one sitting. Many Australian-born males are taught such a position at an ealry age when they are sent to compulsory bush school.

Antoin: Gee Leroy, I pounded that woman like a Koala bear.

Leroy: Oh, upside down and multiple times.

Antoin: Yeah, just like we were taught at Bush school.

Like a Koala Bear by El Piece August 8, 2008

General Koala 

The Fearless leader who opposing players start to fear due to his high kill count. Instead of the fear, people will just back out of the match either during or at the end of the match. Noted for his gloryfull victory during a Call of Duty 4 match where he scored 50 kills with only 10 deaths.

We have the General Koala on our team.

General Koala by General Koala May 16, 2009

Baby Koala 

The most docile, cutest, lovable and down right sexiest little creature in the world. (apart from Jessica Alba).

Loves RnB and Bob Marley. Originated from outer Mongolia, but moved to Australia, due to the baby koalas being eaten by Genghis Khan. They have a slow metabolism, even though they consume a huge amount of food, therefore they sleep for most of the day, they also have a bifuricated penis and are usually found clinging to the back of an ape.

Nawwww, look at the baby koala sleeping.

OMG! look, that baby koala has a bifuricated penis!!

Did you know that the baby koala's favourite songs are; Three Little Birds by Bob Marley and Get Up by 50 Cent.

Baby Koala by Coca-brola December 12, 2010