Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019
by NickiTheQueenOfRap👨🎤 August 21, 2021
This really doestn have a point. HOWEVER IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE WHEN THE ENTIRE TEXT FOR WATERMELON SUGAR IS BLUE TEXT LMAO
by Gabbeboi123 September 5, 2021
"Many words have been changed or incorrectly used, and the meaning is changed. But eventually the word will phase from existence; this is how language evolves."
by nutzmacadamia September 15, 2021
“But eventually the word will phase from existence;“
“Why did you say that?”
“Oh I’m trying to get the definition of watermelon sugar all blue text”
“Why did you say that?”
“Oh I’m trying to get the definition of watermelon sugar all blue text”
by PoobieTG August 3, 2021
BLUE TEXT GIOUHQEFG90YW34U0YHO3IQPFHWEHIFEQW9HW
I am continuing the blue text in the definition "watermelon sugar" but eventually the word will phase from existence;
by an idiot August 13, 2021
don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:
1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic
Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic
Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by wokeup2this July 22, 2022