data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

Big Data

Someone who want to bang someone name RJ through “statistics lessons”

Eric: I like pulling a Big Data at 200% power

by Lee-kun November 21, 2021

Data

The best people at Otaniemen lukio who are passionate about sciences and derivation. Data doesn't get laid.

- I just met a very very smart person. I think they were a data!

by orangeocelots November 22, 2021

Thick data

Thick data is qualitative information that provides insights into the everyday emotional lives of consumers. It goes beyond big data to explain why consumers have certain preferences, the reasons they behave the way they do, why certain trends stick and so on.

Data scientist 1: so what did u do this weekend?
Data scientist 2: dude, I've been running some regressions on this data set. My dataset so thick bro! Wanna see? (Pulls out laptop)
Data scientist 1: dayum son, dat data thicc tho! I'd run regressions on dat all night.

Data scientist 2: I actually did. My laptop has slow processing speed. It takes several hours to process thick data.

by benyafox January 11, 2020

Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.

Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.

- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data

by Rathmagar March 11, 2020

Data

1.) Good looking, sexy

2.) Sexual intercourse, fooling around

1.).
-Damn bro did you see Melissa in class today?
-Yea man she’s so data

2.)
-Yo I saw you leave with that girl at the party on saturday? Did you get data?!
-Nah man she had a girlfriend

by D123L123 March 21, 2020