Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.
by Sandrea II May 29, 2021
1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.
2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'
2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
by darth.nerdus January 21, 2012
by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"
by Toulon October 6, 2013
by Jety boy February 8, 2021
Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!
Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.
Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!
Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.
Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
by MarceltheGreat March 4, 2011
by splooge hole.com December 22, 2016